irishkerry (irishkerry) wrote,

Never mind the sandwich -- my karma is going to suck

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lsaboe (-5000 points). Last Monday brni and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed lsaboe's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for lsaboe (10 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4699 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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